From a Memphis Craigslist Rooms for Rent posting:

I would like to find a female to share home with I am a black male 41 I own my home it near the uofm all you need to is already here! I would like to find a nice lady to live with me,the ecommnoy is bad right now and if you don’t know what i am talking about you won’t understand my ad! I was thinking i could kill to birds with one stone.

Now this is what I call laying the mack down. Here’s a proposition. The economy is bad. I’m lonely. I need help on rent. I’m grammatically challenged. Let’s shack up!

So smooth. So practical.

Play on playa.